Plot Summary


Series 1 Episodes 1-4

Meet the Dildos -  Pilot


In this first series, Jr. Dildo brings Connie Cucumber home for dinner and well, let just say, mom and dad are less than thrilled.   Being the rebellious teen that he is, Jr brings home Betty Banana the next night.  His snotty little sisters, though impressed with their brothers boldness, can not help but make relentless fun of the situation as well as of the neighbor boy, Bobby Buttplug, who stops by for some fudge and always comes in the “back door”.  By the third night when Jr arrives with Carol Carrot, mom and dad are prepared.  They have called on the formidable Father Foreplay who steps in and explains to Jr, precisely why latex laden individuals should not attempt to form lasting bonds with consumables.